一、男人听了扛不住的污情话

1.喝醉酒是一件很色情的事，因为满脑子都是你。

It’s very erotic to get drunk, because you’re all your brain.

2.你是方便面，我是白开水，今生今世我泡定你了!

You are instant noodles, I am plain boiled water, I will settle down for you in this life!

3.你对象这个位置，我想牢牢坐一辈子。

You want to sit in this position for a lifetime.

4.既然你已经弄乱了我的心了，什么时候来弄乱我的床啊。

Now that you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?

5.想做你的枕边书，怀中猫还有意中人。

I want to be your pillow book, cats in my arms and lovers.

6.我想在你身上钻木取火，点燃此生。

I want to drill a fire on you and ignite this life.

7.你怕不怕麻烦?不怕的话那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧。

Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, then please trouble with me.

8.我的手被划了一道口子，你也去划一道吧，这样我们就是两口子啦 !

My hand was scratched, so go ahead, so we are two!

9.只想每天和你四件事，一日三餐。

Just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

10.哎，我昨天晚上梦到你了呢!你说我是想你了呢还是想你了呢?

Hey, I dreamed of you last night! You said I missed you or did you miss you?

11.生活不止有眼前的苟且，还有和你在床上的狂野。

Life is not just about being attentive, but also being wild in bed with you.

12.你知道我想变成什么样的人吗 ?变成你的人。

Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person.

13.1月1日和1月31日，你更喜欢哪个?

Which one do you prefer, January 1st and January 31st?

14.零食你随便吃，胖了的话我们一起做运动减肥。

You can eat snacks casually, if we get fat, we will do exercise to lose weight.

二、一句话让男生硬邦邦的短句

1.你是不是看不惯我，看不见就滚 床单我都准备好了。

2.我对你的爱，就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈!

3.该怎么得到你,用麻袋还是甜言蜜语。

4.今天又降温了耶✌, 我的被子又香又软又舒服 ,要不要跟我一起盖呀✔

5.谈恋爱真的很麻烦，那以后就麻烦你了。

6.跟我混有我一口饭吃，就有你一个碗刷。

7.如果撩到了你，实在抱歉，我是故意的。

8.今日限定,本人全糖去冰。

9.我不仅可爱，还可爱你~

10.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。

11.我做不来好人，也不敢做坏人，我只想做你的心上人。

12.只想先生心尖上的猫，让先生抱抱亲亲举高高~

13.晚上不要梦到我，梦里陪聊也是要收费的哦

14.告诉你个㊙️密 等睡醒了 明天我还喜欢你

15.我遇到一个喜欢到不想撒手的人

16.我做不来好人，也不敢做坏人，我只想做你的心上人

17.鸟天 鱼大海 我你啊